I’ve never really understood why it is I constantly finding myself watching Hollyoaks.

It’s clearly pap of the worst order.

But not only do I tune into it most weeks on Channel Four - I’ll often chase the next episode on E4. Or E4+1 if I get in later.

Most of the actors are very attractive. This could be one plus point. And also most of the plot lines don’t require much concentration. And did I mention there are lots of attractive actors in it.

Oh and in fairness sometimes they do have really clever opening scenes, and often play great music.

But I think the real reason I’ve become hooked is the clever scheduling of the omnibus. At that perfect Sunday morning time where you can slowly recover from the night before - be that languishing on the sofa or still lying in bed.

Whatever the reason I can’t wait to find who was behind Claire’s attack. Who do you think done it?